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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}
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Joleen Slijp Hakker is a Dutch multi-sport blind competitor who competed in adaptive rowing, Paralympic cycling and paratriathlon. She has won three medals in adaptive rowing at the World Rowing Championships and participated at the 2008 Summer Paralympics, double silver medalist in paratriathlon and participated at the 2016 Summer Paralympics.
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